Dragon Age Story Speculations

I’m hoping to write a story-based review of DA:I as soon as I’m done but I got thinking about the story and I decided to write this post as well. I haven’t finished Inquisition yet but I have a lot of guesses about where the next Dragon Ages are going to go. And I wanna write it down so I can be impressed with myself (or not) later on. There are several spoilers if you haven’t played the game, so proceed with caution.

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Unpacking Hapax Legomenon

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Early this year I was asked by my then-fiancee Ella (dodostad) if I wanted to collaborate with her in the next Team Pärvelö project: a collection about lesbians in history. I knew without thinking too much that my answer was yes, of course, since Ella and I have been excited about making things together and I thought it would be an excellent excuse. We collaborated on a project in 2013 for Uni2, another Finnish collection, that while with a good concept, Ella didn’t have a lot of time for and it ended up being rushed and compressed. (We may revisit that story again someday.) So I was eager to try it again, maybe with a little less stress.

I have most of a degree in Religious Studies (with a minor in Creative Writing) from Saint Mary’s University in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. All the requirements are fulfilled, but I haven’t gotten the paperwork thanks to money issues. It’s a long story. But when I thought of what I wanted to write with regards to women in history, I immediately thought of my religious studies background. What if our story went back to what many believe to be the beginning of History? What about a story about Adam and Eve?

This post is going to be about unpacking this story with all of the academic biblical bullshit and separating what precisely is backed up in myth and conversation (while being as lazy about sourcing and such as I can) and showing precisely  how much was my own storytelling flavor. Of course I also don’t want to show you too much and ruin the story for you. Please support Ella and me, and Team Pärvelö and buy a copy of Lepakkoluola. There are a lot of fantastic stories in there.

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In Love, In Finland

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I hope this doesn’t insult the sweet girls at the embassy. They’re wonderful. I’m obviously oversimplifying things for a joke. There could be a lot of risks in not giving records of my marital status and Finland is just trying to take care of their own. I’ll take care of this one, I promise.

Suomi, Rakkani

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I’ve discovered it’s probably easier to just speak English so everyone knows straight up that maybe I don’t know Finnish. Everyone is a big babe and assumes the best in me. I’M SORRY FOR LETTING YOU DOWN FINLAND, I LOVE YOU. LET’S TALK SOON.